OLD PEOPLE SEX

Seductively Hard

Little ditty bout old and crusty

Photo by Jacek Dylag on Unsplash

We’ve been together some thirty-odd years now,
We met back when we both were still hot
However these days we find that’s no longer true, now
One thing for certain is hot we are not.

You’re old and you’re crusty, and my butt’s full of lard
Getting worked up is seductively hard.

We couldn’t wait for our golden years, now
We got excited when our children had grown
We swore we’d run naked both morning and night, now
But getting naked is best done alone

You’re old and you’re crusty, and my butt’s full of lard
Making things happen is seductively hard

You might be offended by what I must say, now
But your stupid haircut is really quite bad
I know I look like that one creepy aunt, now
But you look more like your phlegm-spewing dad

You’re old and you’re crusty, and my butt’s full of lard
Finding you sexy is seductively hard