I about spit out my coffee when I read this line. OMG, this is one of your best, honey.

…to head, shot for shot. Absynthe will kick your ass and everyone basically felt that Billy or Bobby (watch, I bet his name is Dennis or something, haha) chose this drink because he was so big and thought his size would save him.
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Christine Graves
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Feb 4, 2025
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I about spit out my coffee when I read this line. OMG, this is one of your best, honey.
This was spectacular. LOL
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Mother, grandmother, poet, storyteller, crafter, history freak, and classic smartass. EIC: Enticing the Muse, Amusing Responses, and In Another Reality.
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